How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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