in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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