loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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