But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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