I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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