This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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