I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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