i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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