I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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