yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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