Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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