absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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