I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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