yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The uberlube is also flammable
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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