You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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