We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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