This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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