I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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