Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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