I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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