Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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