I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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