yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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