Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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