Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
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Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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