the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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