I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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