I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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