Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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