I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You ruined the universe
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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