your room smells of hookers.
And success
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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