i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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