Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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