scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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