we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
