So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
