your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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