2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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