I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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