im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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