"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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