So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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