Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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