i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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