check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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