Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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