So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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