...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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