whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i already hear my dad disowning me
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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