I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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