Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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