just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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