it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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