I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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