her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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