i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
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I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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